Wednesday, June 1, 2011

“If she’s over 35 and unmarried, she’s an old maid...If he’s over forty-five and unmarried, he’s George Clooney.”

If she’s assertive, she’s a bitch. If she’s a compliant wife, she’s his bitch. If she goes to bed with several men, she’s a slut. If she doesn’t go to bed with several men, she’s still a slut. If she sleeps with others for money, she’s a whore. If she gives it for free, she’s an idiot. If she smokes crack, she’s a crack whore. If she’s large in size, she’s an Amazon. If she has small breasts, she’s an Aunt Jemima. If she’s blonde, she must be stupid. And if she’s stupid, she’s a bimbo. If she sleeps with younger men, she’s a cougar. If she sleeps with much older men, it’s…proper? Or she’s a gold digger. If she’s over 35 and never married, she’s an old maid. If she sleeps with other women’s men, she’s a skank, or worse still, a home-breaker. Maybe even a skanky whore slut home-breaker—who probably smokes crack when the sun comes up and drinks tequila when the sun goes down.

It is a wonder that with so many titles a woman bears, she still has time to be a mother, a daughter, a sister, a wife, a lover, and a friend.

If he’s assertive, he’s the boss. If he’s a compliant husband, he’s a pussy. If he goes to bed with several women, he’s a celebrated player, a stud. If he doesn’t go to bed with several women, he’s one in a million—a keeper. If he sleeps with others for money, he’s a male prostitute? If he gives it for free, he scores. If he smokes crack, he’s a drug addict. If he’s large in size, he’s a big boy. If he has a small penis, he’s probably a good lover. If he’s blonde, is he stupid? If he is stupid, he’s…? If he sleeps with younger women, he’s a stud again. And if he sleeps with older women, he scores—again. If he’s over forty-five and never married, he’s George Clooney. If he sleeps with other men’s women, the wife is the skanky whore slut home-breaker—who probably smokes crack when the sun comes up and drinks tequila when the sun goes down.

On a more positive note, society has progressed as we are no longer glorifying the age of sutti, hiding completely behind veils of religion, or burning bitches on stakes, claiming that they are witches.

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